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    "Finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10." 
       
    "Qualifications: No education or experience." 
       
    "I am relatively intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy." 
       
    "My compensation should be at least equal to my age." 
       
    "Reason for Leaving: It had to do with the IRS, FBI and SEC." 
       
    "Fired because I fought for lower pay." 
       
    "Size of employer: Very tall, probably over 65" . 
       
    "Please disregard the enclosed resume-it is terribly out of date." 
       
    "Reason for Leaving: My boss said the end of the world is near." 
       
    "Reason for Leaving: The owner gave new meaning to the word paranoia. I prefer to elaborate privately." 
       

       
    打字错误与语法错误 
       
    "Here are my qualifications for you to overlook." 
       
    "Strengths: Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer." 
       
    "I am a rabid typist." 
       
    "Work History: Performed brain wave tests,1879-1981." 
       
    "After receiving advice from several different angels, I have decided to pursue a new line of work." 
       
    "Accounting cleric." 
       
    "As indicted, I have over five years of experience analyzing investments." 
       
    "Suspected to graduate earlynce analyzing investments." 
       
    "Suspected to graduate early next year." 
       
    "Disposed of $2.5 billion in assets." 
       
    "Proven ability to track down and correct erors." 
       
    "Accomplishments: Oversight of entire department." 
       
    "Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details." 
       
    "Accomplishments: Completed 11 years of high school." 
       

       
    不应有的幽默 
       
    "Note: Keep this resume on top of the stack. Use all others to heat your house." 
       
    "Assisted in daily preparation of large quantities of consumable items in a fast-paced setting." (Translation: Short-order cook.) 
       
    "But wait...theres more. You get all this business knowledge plus a grasp of marketing that is second nature." 
       
    "I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse." 
       
    "My fortune cookie said, Your next interview will result in a job-and I like your company i
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